What do clapton and coffee have in common

Join Guitarhabits and receive. I have read and agree to the Privacy Policy. How many blues guitarists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Put the sheet music in front of him! What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on? He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it. A frog is heading southbound on the highway and a drummer is driving north.

The frog is probably headed to a gig. A rock guitarist plays 3 chords in front of people, and a jazz guitarist plays chords in front of 3 people. How can you tell if the stage is level? The guitarist is drooling out of both sides of his mouth.

A friend of mine was worried sick after he had lost his guitar. He asked me to help him. How many Berklee guitar students does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your email address will not be published. Sit back, relax and have a laugh. If you do like jokes, read on and check out the archive later on.

Yes, sign me up for Guitarhabits' free email newsletter. Thank you! He then asks 'Hey - and what about my solo? Q: What does Eric Clapton and a cup of coffee have in common? A: They both suck without Cream. He was born on March 30, This is also the birthday of Celine Dion. Picture this: A musical icon nicknamed "God" celebrates his birthday today and a musical Antichrist also has hers on the same day! What is the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine? They were both jealous of the size of a black man's crowd.

What the difference between a toddler and a bag of coke? What do you get when you cross Eric Clapton with Heinrich Himmler? A classical gas chamber. What do Eric Clapton and coffee have in common? They both suck without Cream. What's the difference between a pound of cocaine and a baby? Whats the difference between a young child and a bag of coke?

Do you know what the difference between an eightball of cocaine and a four year old child is? How much talent did the lead guitarist of Cream have? A Clap-Ton. Who's the most clapped rock star? Eric CLAPton. I wonder if Eric Clapton really thought she looked wonderful Today it's his birthday so what's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a baby?

What's the difference between a toddler and a bag of heroin? Whats the difference between a bag of coke and a 3 yr old kid? What's the difference between a four you old boy and a bag of cocaine? Eric Clapton Announced as new spokesperson Apple's music production suite Logic. That guy sure hates Windows. Did you hear about the guy who got caught stealing electric guitars?

He was a Clapton maniac. What's the difference bnetween Eric Clapton and Michael Jackson? Eric Clapton and Paul Weller were going to take their bands on a reunion tour of the West Country But they couldn't decide who should go on first. What the difference between a dead baby and a bag of cocaine.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old child?